- "I won a pie-eating contest when I was like, a kid, on like, summer camp. Everyone was like "Oh I didn't eat all day", even all the fat kids, and then oh I won. I beat em all, and I was like the little guy. Well what happened now? You LOST!"
- ―Burgah Boy after another pie-eating contest
Burgah Boy, real name Matt and sometimes known as Burgah Man, is one of Jerma's childhood friends, and one of the first ever Jermaverse characters to appear in his videos.
Burgah Boy was born in Boston, and he and Jerma met sometime in their early years. They kept in touch and remained good friends, even up until today. He first appeared on Jerma's channel playing Left 4 Dead 2 with him, Boo, and MLC St3alth. From then on he appeared randomly in Jerma's videos, often time being mentioned or brought up by Jerma even when he wasn't there. Burgah Boy also had his own YouTube channel at one point, though he has deleted all of its old content.
Burgah Boy has since grown into a handsome man who is now married, employed, and even has two children. At some point, his wife introduced Jerma and Kim to each other.
In The Ring Edit
The Jerma Rumble Edit
Burgah Boy was the 12th fighter to enter the ring in the first Jerma Rumble. He forgot to wear pants to the event. He unfortunately didn't last very long, and was eliminated by Ben Franklin in less than a minute.
Jerma Rumble 2 Edit
Burgah Boy returned for Jerma Rumble 2, this time wearing nothing but a towel around his waist and being the 18th fighter to enter the ring. Despite the advantage of being such a late entry, however, he was still eliminated by Cap'n Crunch after a good fight.
Jerma Rumble - Live Action EditBurgah Boy appeared, portraying himself, in the live Jerma Rumble. He was the 5th fighter to enter. He tried to do a bunch of pro wrestling moves that actually looked pretty painful and dangerous, showing his dedication to the match. He managed to eliminate Glue Man, his first elimination of his entire career. After Burgah Boy's elimination at the hands of Dick "Dastardly" Richard, he also returned to briefly portray The Egg.
Other Appearances Edit
2000 Subs Extravaganza! Edit
Burgah Boy made his first live appearance in the Jerma Universe in the video "2000 Subs Extravaganza!", in which he was dressed as the Engineer from Team Fortress 2, along with Jerma who was dressed as the TF2 Scout. They were celebrating Jerma achieving 2,000 YouTube subscribers by doing a skit where Jerma would stun Burgah Boy by hitting him in the head with a baseball, a reference to The Sandman weapon used by the Scout in TF2, and throwing three different cakes at him.
15,000 Subs Insanity! Twinkie/Pie Eating Contest: Grandpa and Jerma Shoutcast Edit
Burgah Boy made an appearance, along with Exoskeleton Bug Millennium Boy, in a twinkie speed eating contest. Unsurprisingly, Burgah Boy won with a whopping 11 to ESBMB's 9. Later in the video the two also competed in who could eat a pie the fastest, Burgah Boy once again winning overwhelmingly. Burgah Boy is just a real winner here.
Amnesia Custom Story [Burgah Boy Pukes] Edit
Burgah Boy once appeared watching Jerma play a custom story in Amnesia: The Dark Descent. After laughing at Jerma for getting scared by a jumpscare, Burgah Boy coughed so hard he puked into his own hand. This was a legendary benchmark moment for Burgah Boy and would go on to define his internet career.
The Dingus and Dungus Task Force Edit
Near the end of Jerma's video playing Call of Juarez: The Cartel with Ster, Jerma decided to extend the recording session. Burgah Boy had been planning to come visit, so Jerma called to tell him not to come over yet. Burgah Boy got angry and Jerma awkwardly hung up. In the end, Burgah Boy was okay though.
Wheel of Fortune DOS Stream Edit
After playing Wheel of Fortune on stream, Jerma told a story of his youth with Burgah Boy. One time they were hanging out at Burgah Boy's house playing SMITE. Burgah Boy got really high on weed and made a private room for them to use with a password. Jerma asked what the password was and Burgah Boy pronounced it [pipæns]; Jerma rationally assumed he meant "pee pants", but upon closer inspection he discovered Burgah Boy meant "peepance". This was another defining moment for Burgah Boy's career.
External Links Edit
- YouTube Channel (abandoned)
- Burgah Boy plays The Egg in all his live action appearances, such as in Jerma Rumble - Live Action.
- Jerma stated that Burgah Boy is responsible for Etalyx transforming into Danny Devito for the duration of the first Jerma Rumble; he accidentally overwrote Etalyx's wrestling data.
- Burgah Boy's pirate name is "Cheese Crumbs", according to Jerma. This is because cheese crumbs are often found in Burgah Boy's beard.
- Burgah Boy helped Jerma and his ex-girlfriend Kim meet.
- Burgah Boy has a pumpkin orange bedroom.
- In August 2019, Burgah Boy uploaded a video to his previously-defunct Youtube channel exclaiming "Burgah Boy's back!" before shoving like four whole cupcakes or something into his mouth.
- Jerma stated during the Sekiro streams that once he dies, Burgah Boy will inherit his Twitch channel. He also added, that he will probably get it banned within a day.
- It is rumored that Burgah Boy's family line has some Byeah heritage in it, due to his behavioral similarities to the aforementioned species including burping, coughing, puking, and eating a lot.