JEX

JEX
General Information
Position	Ultimate Jerma Lifeform
Nicknames	boner, Je×
Status	God, immortal
Height	6 ft 2 in (188 cm)
Weight	220 lb (100 kg)

"WARNING: YOU WILL BE FLASHED."

―JEX's warning message

JEX Elbertson, nicknamed Jex, is a loose cannon vigilante, master marksman and alter-ego of Jerma that surfaces in times of dire need.

Description

JEX can usually be differentiated from Jerma by his long hair and side fringe swept beside his right eye, from when Jerma forgets to get a haircut. When depicted in fanart and the JWF, JEX wears a blue uniform of protective lightgun armor and a pair of cool shades.

While JEX is a skilled cop, he has his weaknesses. He tends to showboat, which can get him into trouble with enemies such as the Green Screen.

JEX graduated at the top of his class from the lightgun game academy, achieving scores that Jerma normally couldn't even get close to. He is also one of the most competent fighters in the JWF, having only ever been bested in combat by powerful foes such as the Green Screen and JermaDumptruck (despite being thrown out of the ring during most Rumbles, he is rarely truly defeated). You might question his methods, but JEX never misses a shot, and one thing's for sure... "YOU WILL BE FLASHED". When the game gets difficult, Jerma calls in JEX, his action alter ego, to do the job.

History

Light Gun Academy

This was JEX's first appearance on Jerma's streams. JEX majored in Point Blank, with a minor in Time Crisis.

Actual Crime: New York Fuckin' Police

JEX handled record numbers of cases on the streets on New York. JEX showed surprisingly little restraint in his driving, running over numerous pedestrians and subsequently racking up large amounts of Bad Cop points. JEX actually lost his badge several times during his career, mostly for running over so many pedestrians.

Resident Evil 2

During Jerma's Resident Evil 2 remastered stream, JEX briefly came out of Jerma and yelled "NOBODY FUCKS WITH JEX!" before shooting Mr. X in the face with his lightgun. It was a brave attempt, but ultimately futile.

Resident Evil 4 Remake

JEX in Spain

JEX made his return to the Resident Evil series in Jerma's 2023 stream of the Resident Evil 4 Remake.

Armed with his Cheater Light Gun, Cheater Shotgun, and Cheater Suitcase from buying the deluxe edition of the game, JEX underwent a special mission to a rural village in Spain to save the president's daughter under the pseudonym of "Leon S. Kennedy." While he may be mistaken for the iconic Resident Evil star of the same name and strikingly similar appearance, eagle eyed viewers were correctly able to identify the character as JEX, by his distinctive Sporty Sunglasses.

In the Ring

Jermania - Late Edition

JEX appears at the Rumble

JEX was present as a wrestler during Jermania - Late Edition as the first contestant of the Rumble portion of the event. He proved to be a top seed, as he managed to stay in the ring for a considerable amount of time and eliminate several opponents including Sweetrind, Bill Crazy, and the Car Valet. However, in a blinding flash of speed he was eliminated by the powerful Green Screen. The Green Screen would go on to win the whole Rumble.

Because of the Green Screen's utter domination of the event, the elderly Jerma called for a redo. However, before JEX could enter the ring to fight the Green Screen again, the Green Screen reset time to skip the redo Rumble and retain his position as champion. Jerma was enraged by this and threatened the Green Screen for his actions, but the beastly green being quickly defeated him.

Wounded, Jerma called upon JEX to fight the Green Screen for him and show him who was really in charge. However, JEX found himself outmatched by the Green Screen and was defeated by his inhuman abilities. Luckily, Adam Sandler intervenes, urging JEX to go learn the secrets of the Elbertson family's power while he keeps the Green Screen at bay.

Super JEX vs. the Super BSOD

After learning to harness the Elbertson magic, JEX transformed into Super JEX. Now powered up, Super JEX fought and finally defeated the Green Screen. However, the Green Screen also powered up, transforming into the Super Blue Screen of Death. Super JEX and the Super BSOD's ensuing battle shook the very Earth, and although it was a close match, Super JEX came out on top.

However, Super JEX's mind was corrupted by his own power, and he became an egotistical megalomaniac. He ruthlessly killed the Super BSOD. He was then approached by his fellow Elbertsons - Wall Dad, Lou Elbertson, and Jerma Raptor - who attempted to quell his anger. Super JEX was unfazed by their efforts, defeating them all and badly wounding Lou in the process.

Enraged, Wall Dad used his own Elbertson powers to transform into Wall Chad 2.0 and challenged Super JEX to a friendly ladder match. Super JEX reluctantly agreed, and upon wrestling a fellow Elbertson whose power matches his in a wholesome ladder match, he realized the error of his ways and conceded. He stepped out of the ring, allowing Wall Chad to retrieve the briefcase of money without opposition, and detransformed, his mind restored.

Jermania 2020

Jex at Jermania 2020

During Jermania 2020, Jex faced off against newcomer jermaDumptruck in a 1v1 Backstage Brawl (although it wasn't actually backstage). This time he wore a different outfit showing golden patterns on his blue suit, with his Name written on the front in golden letters. As stated by Jerma this suit gives him +25 durability.

In the first match Jex got his neck broken by JermaDumptruck, which presumably killed him. However, due to his godlike being he came back for a second match. Although he had the upper hand in the first half, he soon got overpowered again. He survived another neckbreaker by JermaDumptruck, but got thrown out of the ring, which made him lose as the final result. Like his counterpart Jerma, Jex is getting old too.

Jermania 2021

Jex took part in the main rumble of Jermania 2021, where he entered as contestant #10 in his 2020-outift. Although landing multiple good hits on various opponents such as Bugleberry and Armin Alert, he did not eliminate a single person but got eliminated himself by Newcomer Meowdy. Jerma commented this with Meowdy being a top seat now, because Jex has 100-stats in the game. We hope you'll come back Jex.

Gallery

The official JEX emote, "jermaJEX"

jermaJex2 emote displaying his lightgun

JEX using his special rapid-fire technique

JEX being cool

A JEX movie poster

Jex in Jermania 2021

Trivia

• JEX's long hair may be the source of his 100% accuracy.
• "You will be flashed" is JEX's catchphrase.
• Jerma confirmed, while playing Worms Armageddon with Criken and Vinesauce, that JEX is his action alter ego "that can actually play videogames".
• Jerma has referred to him as the "Ultimate" Jerma character.
• Jerma confirmed that JEX's last name is Elbertson while playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
• Participated in the 2018 Jerma Rumble.
  • Later evolved into Super Jex to take revenge on his arch rival, Green Screen.
• The jermaJEX emote is often used whenever Jerma does something with impressively high accuracy. Sometimes it is followed by the jermaJex2 emote to display JEX holding the lightgun.
• JEX is not an acronym but rather the 3-letter player name Jerma accidentally typed into his light gun game. He and chat thought it was a funny misspelling so he kept it, and thus JEX was born.
• JEX once was challenged by Gordon Freeman and he did not reply.
  • JEX would lose to Gordon Freeman.
• JEX uses a toy pistol as his weapon but over time it became a real gun.
  • JEX can only use the transformed toy pistol, he cannot use any other real guns.
• JEX is taller than Jerma by 7 inches.
• JEX's body temperature is 30,400 degrees Farenheit.
• As stated in Jermania 2020, Jex can transform into Super Jex only once every 5 years.
• The name JEX bears more than a passing resemblance to that of Gex, a series of platform games featuring a protagonist of the same name.
• JEX is the drummer of a band that practices semi-frequently. He has experience playing rock and swing music, and has played 3 songs on stream so far.