The Jerma Rumble

The Jerma Rumble
Video Details
Release Date	March 5, 2014
Description	I spent way too much time on this haha

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first ever Jerma Rumble! ... It's the Jerma universe, so you could see anything!"

―Opening remarks

The first Jerma Rumble, sometimes known as The Jerma Rumble or Jerma Rumble 1 for clarity, was the first-ever Jerma Rumble. It is also the first recorded wrestling event in the Jerma Wrestling Federation. It occurred on March 5, 2014.

Summary

The first-ever Jerma Rumble is kicked off with opening remarks by an event coordinator. The Egg and Gabe Newell are the first two wrestlers to enter the ring, and they kick off the Rumble. The BLU Spy comes in and immediately helps Gaben due to their corporate connections, but also quickly betrays him, true to his character. Byeahs #36 and #284 enter the ring next, and Gaben eliminates The Egg shortly after. Gaben then eliminates Byeah #36 at the exact same time Byeah #284 eliminates the BLU Spy, and Bat Boy arrives.

Gabe Newell brutally powerbombs Sonic out of the ring

Bat Boy quickly eliminates Byeah #284. Boo soon enters the ring, but Bat Boy and Gaben team up on him and deal a heavy blow. As Captain Humphries enters, Gaben turns on Bat Boy and eliminates him. Sonic the Hedgehog arrives next, but he is soon power-bombed over the top rope by Gaben. MLC_St3alth, Ben Franklin, and Burgah Boy all gradually enter, marking the halfway point and flooding the ring with wrestlers. They are soon cleared out, as Boo is eliminated by Captain Humphries, and Ben Franklin eliminates Burgah Boy before being eliminated himself by MLC_St3alth.

STAR_ and Grandpa are next to enter the ring. Grandpa finally eliminates Gaben, ending his prolonged stay in the ring, and MLC_St3alth eliminates Captain Humphries. Barack Obama arrives just as STAR_ eliminates MLC_St3alth, and later Danny DeVito arrives just as Grandpa eliminates Obama in turn. The Chicken and Glue Man enter the ring, and no one is eliminated for a while until Danny DeVito gets rid of STAR_. The incredibly handsome and muscular Jerma arrives to take his place, and Danny DeVito eliminates The Chicken. Glue Man eliminates Danny DeVito, while Jerma eliminates Grandpa.

Jerma and Glue Man face off

At this point, the final wrestler comes down to the ring - Byeah #419. Jerma and Glue Man team up to get Byeah #419 out of their way before turning on each other for the final showdown. However, Jerma quickly overpowers Glue Man as well, securing his place as the champion of the first ever Jerma Rumble.

Wrestlers

Order	Wrestler	Eliminated as	Time in the ring	Eliminated By	Eliminations
1	The Egg	1	3:08	Gabe Newell	-
2	Gabe Newell	10	13:38	Grandpa	4
3	The Spy	3	2:58	Byeah #284	-
4	Byeah #36	2	1:42	Gabe Newell	-
5	Byeah #284	4	1:24	Bat Boy	1
6	Bat Boy	5	2:22	Gabe Newell	1
7	Boo	7	5:12	Cpt. Humphries	-
8	Cpt. Humphries	11	7:15	MLC_St3alth	1
9	Sonic	6	1:46	Gabe Newell	-
10	MLC_St3alth	12	5:49	STAR_	2
11	Benjamin Franklin	9	1:14	MLC_St3alth	1
12	Burgah Boy	8	0:57	Ben Franklin	-
13	STAR_	14	3:00	Danny Devito	1
14	Grandpa	17	6:01	Jerma	1
15	Obama	13	1:37	Grandpa	-
16	Danny Devito	16	3:42	Glue Man	2
17	The Chicken	15	2:17	Danny Devito	-
18	Glue Man	19	3:16	Jerma	1
19	Jerma	N/A	2:15	-	3
20	Byeah #419	18	0:29	Jerma	-

External Links

• The Jerma Rumble on YouTube