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A list of minor characters in the Jermaverse who don't warrant major articles (in alphabetical order). The main primary rule is that they have to have some importance with the Jermaverse. They can't just be random background NPCs just just happen to do something, they have to of had some interaction with the psycho. Some other rules do apply as well:

  • Any minor, side or unplayable characters that appear in the Wash_Hogs 1,2 or Legion streams/videos or Jerma's Lucius video are allowed only due to NPC names being randomly generated during each play-through of the game hence making them original Jermaverse characters. This is due to their name, bios etc being completely generated by an AI only whenever Jerma is playing. Note this only applies if they're randomly generated name is shown and if they have some actual importance as minor characters.
  • Fan-Made original minor characters are not allowed unless Jerma has confirmed them. This means the Community Content Nights or Reacts on stream.
  • Nine times out of ten these characters will never appear in the Jerma Rumble or any other media; so it is highly unlikely they will ever be used, displayed or acknowledged ever again.
  • Names that remain "Unknown" or without a real name mean either A: The game doesn't support the character with a name or B. Jerma & Co never provided them with such names, this may change in the future.

Characters[]

\]^Z[]

\]^Z is the protagonist of Stuntman, first appearing in the "I forget sometimes, there are almost 4000 of these." stream.

0zzysaurus[]

"Jerma I'd rather see you hospitalized than owning a TikTok account"
―Ozzysaurus' original shock message.

0zzysaurus was a subscribed Jermamite/Twitch user that told Jerma he'd rather see him in the hospital than on TikTok. This was seen as a threat by Jerma and offended chat. This caused Jerma to react in a very shocked/uncomfortable way. He was mentioned in the "Return to the Farm" stream.

12 Cent[]

"No! My precious car! This means WAR!"
―12 Cent himself.

12 Cent is the leader of the gang members seen in Operation Alpha Zylon. However Jerma is tasked to smash up his recently imported from france, super sports car with a bat. Just to make things more personal for him to attack Jerma. After a failed attempt and Star_ asking Jerma if what he's saying is made up or real he finally smashes up 12 Cents' sports car. With 12 Cent declaring war against Jerma and sending all of his gang members to attack and kill him. He appears in Quite Possibly The Dumbest Military Game Ever.

4eyesPoler[]

4eyesPoler was a confused Scout player that tried to understand the Garbage Guardian joke but ran away and died around the corner. He appeared briefly in TF2: Garbage Guardians.

623alterego[]

623alterego (Formerly known as Kokara1352) was a speed-hacking cheater in TF2 that appeared in Ster's "TF2:Ruiner of Fun". Jerma and Ster played them off as a joke and it's main purpose was to "troll" and "annoy" other players in the game lobby.

Adam Goswami[]

Adam Goswami was a physicist whom also had a gambling addiction seen in Watch Dogs: Legion. As Jerma (playing as Nancy Schram) was completing the mission "Light a Spark" to disrupt all of Albions propaganda, Jerma accidentally nudged Adam with his moped. Somehow this caused Adam to get hospitalized and critically injured. It's never mentioned if Adam survived his injuries or not. He briefly appears in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream.

Adrianni (Flatout 3)[]

"Adrianni is one of the few professional female race drivers in the world. She wants to break every speed record and has a personal grudge against the Unknown Player..."
―Official description of Adrianni in the character selection screen for Flatout 3.

Adrianni was a professional race driver in Flatout 3; & and serves as one of the many uniquely denied playable characters in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]". She seems to have a weird grudge against the Unknown Player seen in the game (which is never explored later).

Agent Damon[]

"You see the one guy that doesn't belong yet? No-one talk to that guy. And I think you know now that that can't possibly be me."
―A hyper-focused Ster in Spy Party.

Agent Damon (full name: Security Agent Damon, nicknamed as "The Muppet") serves as the joke character in "Spy Party - It's Always The Morgan Freeman Guy". In the video, Agent Damon is a place-holder NPC due to the game being in a very early Work In Process. However throughout the video, he serves as the joke character due to him not fitting in with the other characters.

Alejandra[]

Alejandra (Full Name: Alejandra Garcia) is a minor character and survivor in Dead Rising 3. During the middle of a zombie apocalypse, she can be seen visibly injured and upset. However, after Jerma and Ster kill Albert Contiello, Jerma goes to Taco Bell and purchases a Chalupa Supreme just for her. When meeting up with her, he gives her the food to which she proceeds to eat it whole and then vomits uncontrollably. This gets Jerma upset over her puking and causes Ster to assault her with a Pool Cue. It's unknown if she was killed or survived the apocalypse. She appeared briefly in "The Zombie Bros. Play The Game".

Alley Woman[]

"Hey, you're the Punisher! Thanks man. For saving my life!"
―Alley Woman

The Alley Woman (also known as simply the "Woman or Alley Girl", real name: Unknown) is a minor character in "The Punisher" video game. During the "Marvel's Bad Interrogator" stream; her segment is used as a short tutorial for Jerma. When approaching her, a mugger can be seen cat calling her before trying to mug her of her purse. This causes Jerma (The Punisher) to grab a hold of the mugger and learns how to kill him, the woman can be seen standing behind the mugger awaiting for his death to gratitude Jerma. After killing the mugger through a tutorial interrogation neck snap, she thanks the Punisher for saving her life. It's never made clear why Marvel didn't give her a name as well, as she has a different set of dialogue/appearance in the comics.

AlpacaPhatBowl[]

AlpacaPhatBowl was a police-officer that was intended to be used for the "Bank Manager" bit seen in STAR_'s Battlefield Hardline video, his original role was to be Jerma's "assistant" however randomly started to attack Jerma. The bit was entirely scrapped and is seen at the end of the video. He appeared briefly in "Hardline: Officer of the Law",

Amy Dasgupta[]

Amy Dasgupta was a Dancer who also created fake coupons for various retail stores. She was one of the many various Dedsec starting operatives seen during the "Legions of Grandmas" stream. Unlike many other characters her full summary is never displayed by Jerma. Twitch Chat however showed a liking to her "appearance" however.

Ariela Lopes[]

Ariela Lopes was a Tezcas gang member/scout and or minor antagonist in Watch Dogs 2. While on patrol, she was consistantly jumped by both Etalyx & Jerma so they could save an innocent hostage. Each time resulted in her subsequential death and or unconsciousness, She appeared in the "Wash Hogs 2" stream.

Arnold Blackman[]

Arnold Blackman was a civilian whom was working out and training inside the gym. While training on himself, the devil boy approached him and forcibly caused the man to slip off his bench. Confused he gets up but quickly lies back down to continue on. However the barbell falls through the map causing him to do the animation of him lifting, which startles and confused Jerma. He appeared in "Dastardly Devil Boy",

Ashton Mitchell[]

"That's it. I'm taking you to the authorities."
―Ashton Mitchell.

Ashton Mitchell was a minor antagonist in Lucius. He serves as the Janitor in the St. Benedict Memorial Hospital cleaning the floors near his cleaning cart while also cleaning the Elevator. As Jerma (Devil Boy) went on his stealth killing-spree, Ashton tried apprehending the Devil Boy however was made a mockery of by the boy. Eventually the boy lured Ashton to an open elevator in-which he slipped and fell into the elevator shaft, being killed in the process. He appeared in the "Dastardly Devil Boy" video.

Bellybutton Andy[]

Bellybutton Andy is a character that seems to be the humanoid form of Jerma's own bellybutton. It has eyes, a nose and his mouth is Jerma's whole Bellybutton. Jerma mentioned it briefly during his 3rd Elden Ring Stream (timestamp). Reddit user u/CamouflagingPhoenix created a rendition of what Bellybutton Andy might look like.

Benjani Tshuma[]

BenjaniTshuma WashHogsLegion

Description and character bio of Benjani.

Benjani Tshuma is an unemployed 55 year old foot fetishist, that was a "possible" recruit for the Dedsec cause despite scorning them after owing 80 quid to them since 2021. He was formerly a firefighter whom was also raised as an orphan. Eventually he was denied to join by both Emma Tan and Twitch Chat. Later on many spotted his hobby and made jokes about it, with Jerma also acknowledging it as well. He appeared in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream.

Bill (Goat Simulator)[]

Bill was a character that was busy on his computer. He and the goat decided to talk however eventually "trashed" the room, killing Bill in the process. He appeared in "That Goat Game"

Bill (GTA)[]

Bill was an unique character that was a divorce attorney for Elizabeth and her husband. Due to a disagreement between the two, he was brutally beaten to death. He was shown in GTA4 Multiplayer: Insane Old People [w/ STAR_].

Billbo[]

Billbo is a cayuga duck from andersonreptilerescue, named by Jerma during the Resident Evil 2 Remaster stream.

Bob Earl[]

"Bob is an ex-trucker who is used to being the biggest guy around. Whenever you meet him be sure to evade, because he most certainly will not."
―Official Flatout 3 description of Bob Earl.

Bob Earl (full name: Bob Earl Homer DeLuxe) was an ex-truck driver and racer in Flatout 3 and serves as one of the many uniquely denied characters in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]". Funnily enough, despite being an ex-trucker his primary vehicle of choice for racing is a smart car.

Bozo The Clown[]

Bozo The Clown is a character from the end of "GTA Online - Imagination is Important". Contrary to your average clown, Bozo is a complete psycho, using blood as make-up for his clown costume. He is best known for happily congratulating kids for their birthday while also letting them know he murdered their families. Although he is a character remembered by many, Bozo has made no appearance in the JWF nor is he featured like Sneak Man or Jay Buffet.

Brett the Digital Guide[]

Brett (also known as the Youtube Guy/Guide) was the Youtube tutorial digital guide mentor character that appeared in the "Jerma Streams - The Green Screen Stream". He appears to be a Jerma variant that is very ego-social and passive-aggressive.

chahda6[]

chahda6 was an unaware sniper that sniped enemy Blu team players in a bush. Equipped with a Hitman's Heatmaker, he did everything possible to take down enemy players. Everyone except Jerma ignored his existence. Before he could react to Jerma's existence he was killed by Jerma. He appears as the intro-joke character in "TF2: 100% Crits & Crap - cp_labor [Live Dumbness]".

Carl Nasty[]

Carl Nasty (or "DBRMNT") is possibly the earliest known subscriber and viewer of Jerma, by creating the first comment on Jerma's very first video in 2011. He surfaced when reddituser Magellan- created a redditpost about the comment alongside a screenshot of it. In his comment Carl asked Jerma what kind software he uses to record his videos. 8 days after the redditpost Carl stepped forward with his own post (archived link) proofing his identity by editing the original comment with his Reddit's username. He explained how Jerma never answered him or his comment so he ended up buying an AT2020 on his own.

Carolyn[]

Carolyn practicing

Carolyn's last minutes practicing to golf before being killed by Ster_.

Carolyn was a minor character who is seen practicing to golf at the abandoned golf-course located at Funland amusement park in Liberty City. And as she was practicing to golf she was killed by Ster_ who killed her by driving over 1000 mph at her in his Turismo sports car. She appeared in GTA4 Multiplayer: Fat Guys and The Dance Party [w/ STAR_] at the end of the video.

Castro Lagano[]

"Step aside my boy let me show you how a real golf pro does it. Yes watch the ball gracefully fly through the air, 225 yards. That's a new record for me! You should probably take notes!"
―Jerma's bit impression/skit of Castro.

Castro Lagano was a minor character and Los Santos Golf Club member that appeared in GTA 5. While out golfing with Trevor Philips, after doing poorly Castro scores 225 yards which was considered a new record for him. Here he mockingly jabbed Trevor and was thus drove off into a pond inside a golf cart. The second and final appearance finds Castro getting stuck in the Ghost World with Trevor (Jerma) being completely unable to get him out. This concludes that he is permanently stuck inside the Ghost World however will occasionally pop into the Golf Club for a couple seconds. He briefly appeared in "GTA 5 - The Dangers of Golf".

Centurion (Trepang²)[]

Centurion (codename: Alpha 3--7) was an allied soldier and apart of the Alpha 3 unit in Trepang²'s 2022 demo. When sent towards a base to extract 106, he is brutally killed by him. This was an accident as Jerma was confused whether or not he was an enemy or neutral NPC. Still when realizing he was an ally, Jerma began to psychopathically/hysterically laugh with Twitch Chat showing sadness & anger for Jerma's mistake. As Twitch Chat mourned the death of Centurion, Jerma tried explaining why he killed him which made a lot of sense but was still extreme. He appeared in the "Demos, Demos, demos" stream.

Charlie (The Sopranos)[]

Charlie (also known as the Human from World of Warcraft) is a minor character seen in "The Sopranos: Road to Respect". During the original stream, Joey Peparelli checks in with him asking if he's alright. Charlie responds with the fact that he's "trying to keep the weight off". Jerma butts in and tells Joey & Twitch Chat that he sounds very similar to a character from World of Warcraft. He appeared in the "PS2 Can of corn" stream.

Chase Fairbanks[]

Chase Fairbanks was an undercover cop who always got himself into trouble because of his extremely low IQ. He was to appear as the main character on a now cancelled series Jerma was originally working on in early 2006. He was even supposed to have been voiced by Jerma himself! He is mentioned over at the Voice Acting Club on Newgrounds. No new information on him or the series has been brought up since 2006.

Cherley Keller[]

Cherley Keller (nicknamed: Grandma) is a minor character that appears in Hitman: Absolution, she appears in "Hitman Absolution: Terminus Hotel Catastrophe [Mission 3 - P1]". In the mission it is learned she was currently having an affair with her husband Daniel Andrade however Jerma kills her with a Dry Iron due to finding her annoying. Thanks to this, Daniel dodged a bullet thanks to Jerma. Jerma dumped her body out the window immediately after.

Christopher Han[]

Christopher Han was an Auntie Shu Gang Member that made repeated shoe purchases. Both Jerma and Etalyx tried to hack him but due to a mis-click Jerma knocked the man unconscious. Jerma told the man as he slept to "Enjoy those shoes dirtbag" then shot him repeatedly. He died on the scene. He only appeared in the Wash Hogs 2 stream (With timestamp).

Chris (TV Superstars)[]

"unintelligible"
―Chris.

Chris was an A-List celebrity, actor and competitor to Jeremiah in TV Superstars. He is seen briefly doing a very well acted sequence promoting the all new sports car, Aspero Pegasus. He appeared briefly in the "Hollywood, Here I come!" stream.

Colt[]

Colt is a brown dog, that belongs to Mad Mosi. He woke up famous Blender Streamer Zerma by barking at him. He appeared in Streaming from My House (Streamer Life Simulator) (stream's VOD).

Cookie and Crumb[]

Cookie and Crumb are two pet bunnies, named by Jerma in his second Resident Evil 2 Remaster stream.

Cowboy John[]

Cowboy John is a minor character who was seen at the party that the CEO of Stallion Armaments, Richard Strong Jr, was hosting. However after him and his bodyguards were being assassinated, Agent 47 scanned the area and noticed John cowering in fear making karate moves to himself just to calm himself down. However he'd be noticed by47 and was forced to run into the building. And was never seen again. He appears in Hitman Absolution: Sniper Challenge Craziness [Pre-order Bonus].

CrySomeMore[]

CrySomeMore was a tragic TF2 engineer bot that got himself stuck in-between two MvM tanks and was immediately crushed to death. Which resulted in Jerma to hysterically laugh. CrySomeMore is forever memorialized in the TF2 - Battle of The Brainless Bots video while also being featured in the "Jerma laughs at car accidents" compilation videos.

Dad[]

Jerma's step-dad appeared briefly in Jerma's The Last Hero of Nostalgia-Stream on 18 Feb.,2023 (timestamp), when Jerma asked him to beat a tough area in the game. Jerma's dad took the controller but died shortly afterwards stating that he doesn't know how to play video games and Jerma should ask his step-brother Dave instead. His Dad had a thick southern accent (just like Jerma's step-brother Dave).

Dan[]

Dan is a side character that appeared in the "Da TF2 Radio Show!". He'd discuss with Jerma while driving about why the Spy from Team Fortress 2 was overpowered. The conversation started with Dan apologizing to Jerma and swearing as he mentioned how bad traffic was. Jerma firmly told Dan not to swear. Dan apologizing again decides to mention that the Spy was overpowered however was cut off by yelling how every car was driving on the wrong side of the road. As the two bicker over spy and traffic, Dan crashes his car and the phone hangs up.

Dan actually called back being the last caller on the show. Dan then goes to tell Jerma that everything was alright. However as Jerma stated he should hang up, paramedics yelled at Dan that he needed medical attention. As both Jerma and Paramedics told Dan to hang up the phone, he quickly told Jerma as to why Spy needs a nerf against spy before hanging up. Dan was never be seen or heard from again.

Dave[]

Dave, supposedly Dave Elbertson, is Jerma's Step-Brother, who's much better in video games than he is. He helps Jerma beating tough areas in games once in a while and is always supportive towards his brother. Jerma sometimes screams for his brother, when he gets almost killed in a game but when his brother already helped him, he won't come for his help again stating, that Jerma can use Dave's help only once. He appeared by voice in Jerma's The Last Hero of Nostalgia-stream on Feb. 18, 2023 (timestamp) for the first time, showing that he has a southern, goofy sounding like accent. It was implied, that this is the case because Jerma is adopted. He was also mentioned very briefly in Jerma's 2nd The Binding of Isaac: Repentance-Stream on Feb. 21, 2023 (timestamp).

Dave Colgate[]

The inventor of Colgate toothpaste. First mentioned in the first SpongeBob: Battle for Bikini Bottom remaster stream.

Dave State[]

A Republican US senator from Miami who frequently asked his friend Jerma for advice regarding emulating video games, to the point of threatening him and his stream. He wanted to rename Dark Souls to Dave Souls, and attempted to pass a bill that was renamed the GameCube to the DaveCube (referred to as #DAVEGATE). He first appeared in the Super MonkeyBall stream (stream's timestamp) and was nominated for Best New Character at the JermAwards 2020.

David Miera[]

David Miera is a minor character and hired mercenary captain in Hitman: Absolution. In the mission "Terminus" during the second segment "Upper Floors", Jerma's target was nearby and due to David being in the way, Jerma waiting for him to turn his back in which he garroted him quietly, took his shotgun ammunition, dragged him to a nearby closet, took his disguise and dumped his corpse inside the furniture. He appeared in "Hitman: Absolution: Upper Floors: AHHH FIRE! [Mission 3-4]".

David Toader[]

"Dedsec recovered their citizenship documents held hostage by an employer."
―Recent events statement about Dedsec aiding David.

David Toader (Age: 59) is an Automotive Engineer and was one of the many various starting operatives denied by Jerma in the beginning of Watch Dogs: Legion. Formerly he was a union representative, was born in Cluj-Napoca, Romania, voted for Romania in the yearly European singing contest and was interrogated by police for defacement of Rotherhithe Docks. Funnily enough his associates only list his trainer and parole officer with no mentions of family/friends. He appeared briefly in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream.

Debbie[]

"Your mother raised you right, Joey. But this ones on me."
―Debbie to Jerma

Debbie (also nicknamed as Gorgeous or just "stripper") is a minor character and stripper seen in the prologue of: The Sopranos: Road to Respect. During the original stream, immediately after entering the Bada Bing, Jerma (playing as Joey Peparelli) encounters Debbie, whom was looking all over for him. For an odd reason, the camera does a full body shot of her character model and thus gives Jerma a side-quest, that being to have the DJ change the songs as its annoying all the other girls (including her). After the song is changed, Jerma approaches Debbie and is asked if she could give him a free "reward". Joey steps in and offers and thus the "reward" is played through. Due to Twitch's TOS, Jerma turned on his facecam and covered the screen. When the "reward" was finished, Debbie stood by the window for the remainder of the mission. She appeared in the "PS2 Can of corn" stream.

Demon Cow Gada[]

Demon Cow Gada (also referred too as Gada) was a demon cow who blew up Captain Davidson, killing him. It appeared in "A Selection of Largely Forgotten PS3 Titles".

Deon Didier[]

Deon Didier was an Oakland Marin County police officer in the Wash Hogs 2 stream. While both Jerma & Etalyx were doing a mission, two oakland officers are sent to take them down (one of them being Deon). Jerma decides to send an RC prototype to "hack" Deon's cell-phone which unfortunately results in the RC getting stepped on & destroyed, with Deon despawning after its destruction.

Dietrich Meltzer[]

Dietrich Meltzer (also known as The Captive) was a Nazi commander that served as one of Jerma's VIP targets. However when trying to drop the corpse of Dietrich to retrieve ideas for an escape route, Dietrich dies immediately upon impact with the ground. Dietrich here shows how badly programmed/developed it truly was. He appeared in "Death To Spies" (which happens to be the name of the game as well).

dosrdog2341[]

dosrdog2341 was an enemy Jet-Ski player that was utterly humiliated by Pirate Old Bones with a gatling gun. He appeared briefly in the "The Story of Me Old Bones [Battlefield 4]" video.

Doug Schlop[]

Possibly the worst ranger to ever live on earth. He stayed in the forests of Larion for three months (he was sure it were 3 days) hunting a huge, black magical panther. When he finally found the beast, he was so delusional from being completely dehydrated and mentally broken, that he approached the panther while speaking with it. He even layed down next to the beast while talking complete nonsense about the stars and the universe, when the panther teared out his throat, killing him instantly. He appeared in the late 2020 AI Dungeon Stream (stream's timestamp).

Dr. Carson Hills[]

Dr. Carson Hills was a "lazy" doctor that was assassinated by the devil boy after he started a bit titled "What would happen if this was gonna happen". After the devil boy plants poison inside a dozen donut box and watches as Dr. Carson chokes to death. He appeared near the end of "Dastardly Devil Boy".

Dr. Dean Dingleman[]

Dr. Dean Dingleman (Real name Tyler Wilson) is a doctor, if not the devil boy's favorite doctor in the entire facility. He was introduced while the devil boy pushed Kayden Wright around the facility originally, bringing Kayden to Dingleman for surgery however was more than likely declined. Dean Dingleman appeared briefly in Dastardly Devil Boy.

Drunken Asshole[]

"Sorry, I just can't resist the camera."
―The Drunken A-hole being a smartass.

The Drunken Asshole (real name: Unknown) is a minor (nuisance) character in Sleeping Dogs. During the "Sleeping Dogs" stream, the man appeared while doing a favor for an unidentified female clerk with taking a photo of a sunset. As Jerma approached the man, he launched his bike off a cliff which almost nicked the drunk man and killed him. After fighting and winning a group of chinese gang members over a lockbox, Jerma decided to finish the favor and take a picture of the sunset. The man, still standing there decided to pose for the camera. When Wei Sheng asks the man to move, he passively says no with the game ordering Jerma to "remove" them. This results in the man getting thrown up against a metal fence and getting knocked unconscious.

Dynamic*[]

"Wow, you're...old."
―Dynamic*

Dynamic* was a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 tryhard that responded to Grandpa's question about Adam Sandler by calling him "old". They appeared briefly in "MW3: Grandpa is an MLG Pro".

Eddie Anderson[]

Eddie was a line cooksman whom was killed but ran over by Etalyxs' stolen sports car multiple times. He appeared crying on the ground in the middle of the street. He also apparently went to woodstock as well. Etalyx made a joke on how "He was asking for it". He appeared in the Wash Hogs 2 stream (Timestamp).

Elisse Bimanno[]

"Elisse is good at distracting male opponents. She especially loves to see how her admirers crash into a wall because they just can't stop gazing at her."
―Character desc/bio of Elisse Bimanno.

Elisse Bimanno was an amatuer racer in Flatout 3. She was one of the many denied optional playable characters due to her outrageous character bio. She appeared briefly in the "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]" video. She shares a very similar character model with Eva Mentoz & X-Mas 2011.

Emma (TV Superstars)[]

"Dreams. Become. Pretention."
―Emma.

Emma was an A-List celebrity, actress & model that appeared in the "Hollywood, Here I come!" stream. She is only seen as a competing actress against Jeremiah & making a commercial for Pretention about their product. Twitch Chat however seemed to be "overjoyed" of her space costume as well.

Estelle[]

Estelle (nicknamed as: sleezy Estelle) is an alternate minor protagonist and serves as the third (optional) playable character in "Super Taxi Driver". Funnily enough her model is used for other female passenger/customers seen in the game however its unconfirmed if they're the same as Estelle or if they're even her at all. She only appears in "Psychopath Taxi Drivers"

Ethel[]

A deceased male being of unspecified race, that RealRough and Jacob met and later travelled to heaven with, where all three stayed forever. He appeared alongside the two in the late 2020 AI Dungeon Stream (c timestamp).

Eva Mentoz[]

"Eva likes to spend money. More accurately she likes to spend a lot of money she doesn't have. Right now winning Flatout is the only possible way she can repay her debt within this lifetime."
―Official description of Eva Mentoz in Flatout 3.

Eva Mentoz is an impulsive spender & amateur racer in Flatout 3. She is one of the many uniquely denied playable characters in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]".

Female Gladiator[]

The Female Gladiator (real name: Unknown) met RealRough, who she admired, in a puzzle-dungeon and went to a giant fortress with him to take part in a battle. As she was about the be hit with an arrow, RealRough wanted to pretend to catch it with his body, but accidentally actually did that instead of only pretending. She appeared in the late 2020 AI Dungeon Stream (stream's timestamp)

Frank (F.E.A.R.)[]

Frank was a replica soldier standing guard inside a vacant warehouse that was killed by Jerma due to him sliding underneath the soldier and the soldier smashing his head on the ground. The aftermath resulted in Jerma making a joke metaphor and laughing. He appeared briefly in the Being Afraid stream.

Frank (Goat Simulator)[]

Frank is a minor character/civilian who hosted a party at his house, grilling lamb. He was killed after offending Mortimer the goat. He appeared in "That Goat Game".

Frank (Super Taxi Driver)[]

Frank is a minor antagonist that served as a competing Taxi driver. When trying to pick up the customer, he accidentally crashed into two civilian cars and causes them to get launched into the stratosphere. This results in Jerma to hysterically laugh with Frank picking up the customer. Jerma & Mikey try to get the customer back however fail due to Frank randomly exploding and dying with the female passenger coming out in god mode, perfectly fine. His only appearance is in "Psychopath Taxi Drivers".

GassyMexican[]

GassyMexican is a YouTuber who sometimes played with Jerma, e.g. this video from 2013.

Geoffrey Buffet[]

"Mom saw those guys outside again, its the third time this week."
―Geoffrey Buffet, from This Vineyard.

Geoffrey Buffet was the son of Jay Buffet in the "This Vineyard" non-fictional film in the Jermaverse. In the trailer he is seen telling Jay that his mother told him to tell Jay that the gang members were outside again with it being the third time she saw them. From there one of the main leaders of the gang attempts to assassinate Geoffrey, despite being shot in the head, Geoffrey survives with it later being mention by Jay that they "tried" to kill him. Funnily enough, Geoffrey was voiced by Ster.

George Kane[]

"This-This guys a smugglah!"
―Jerma's Australian impression of George.

George Kane was one of the many various Dedsec starting operatives seen during the "Legions of Grandmas" stream. Thanks to his short time on the stream we learn that he was a 30 year old smuggler that was discharged from the military (Armed Forces) due to insubordination however thanks to Dedsec they cleared his entire criminal record. His metadata stated he once trained for a marathon and was born in Londonderry, Northern Ireland. Unfortunately, Jerma & Chat had a liking for Nancy Schram instead. His appearance is a nod/reference to the first games' main character "Adrian Pearce".

Ghost Girl[]

The Ghost Girl (real name: Unknown) was an enemy stuck underneath the map during "Jerma's Far Cry V: Montana" stream. Although Jerma tried to get an animation kill on her and use a flamethrower it took one grenade to kill her, which sent her flying underground deceased and Jerma to laugh hysterically.

Glenn Arthur[]

Glenn Arthur was an (off-duty) Zookeeper that appeared in the Wash_Hogs 2 stream. In the stream, he, Rick Savoy and Hinata Yamazaki are seen at a park in the mood and hanging out. During this hangout session, Jerma approaches and inspects the group, causing him to burn Glenn's phone and then fries it through hacking abilities. Immediately after, Etalyx comes out of nowhere and knocks both Glenn & Rick unconscious. Later after Hinata runs off and Rick is shot/killed by Jerma it is assumed that Glenn was taken to the hospital for further recovery.

Gullo and Georgeo[]

"Gullo and Georgeo, they were two brothers, but ever since the plague hit, they haven't been seen for months. It's too bad, really 'go for a slice right now."
―Plague Man

According to Plague Man, after the plague hit, Gullo and Georgeo went missing, causing the pizza place to become abandoned. Their fates are unknown. They appeared in "AITCH 1 ZED 1".

Harry (Super Taxi Driver)[]

"Jesus Harry! Let me just drop the passenger off!"
―Jerma.

Harry was the third and final minor antagonist seen in Super Taxi Driver. While trying to drive a clone of Estelle to her destination, Harry chases Jerma when finding out they'd be getting an extra $15 if they picked her up. Unfortunately Jerma made it to the dropoff area however, Harry wasn't willing to give up and tried launching Jerma into the atmosphere. This failed resulting in Jerma dropping her off. As Harry sulked in his car, he got to sit and watch Jerma run over the clone customer and watch her turn into a deformed deceased NPC. He only appeared in "Psychopath Taxi Drivers".

Henk[]

"So.. You're the new guy? I'm Henk. I will show you around and teach you how to drive."
―Henk, the mentor character.

Henk is the mentor archetype/character that appears in Super Taxi Driver. Here he teaches Jerma (playing as tough John) how to be the ultimate crazed Taxi Driver. However while instructing him, the two are given a call to pick up a passenger. As the two final approach the passenger it turn out it was all a setup for the other Taxi drivers to go kill them. This results in Henk getting his arm broken by one of the pursuers. As the two try to escape, they both explode. It appears that off-screen Henk gave Jerma his Taxi license. He only appears in "Psychopath Taxi Drivers". His name appears to be a typo although this seems to be far from the case as all related dialogue refers to him as "Henk" and not "Hank".

Hinata Yamazaki[]

Hinata Yamazaki was an amateur video game developer that appeared in the Wash_Hogs 2 stream. In the stream, her & her two male friends (Rick Savoy and Glenn Arthur) were having a hangout and possibly talking about their lives when Jerma randomly shows up. As they continue their conversation, they are interrupted by Jerma hacking and burning Glenn's phone until it fries up. Immediately after this, Etalyx approaches and knocks both Rick/Glenn unconscious. This sends Hinata in a state of concern and panic as she quickly runs away. For some odd reason Etalyx chases after her. It is assumed by many Jermamites that he killed/subdued her off screen.

Holy Serpent[]

The Holy Serpent was a being first mentioned on Jerma's Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin Stream (stream's timestamp) on July 21st 2018. No details were mentioned other than the serpent itself. However, since the whole stream was only one big joke as the "Jerma and Ster Reunion" it is highly doubtable how serious anything was, that Jerma said during the stream. Additionally the Holy Serpent was never mentioned again and thus remains a non-cannon Serpent.

Jackson (Second Sight)[]

"Right, Jacksons the name, let's get to work."
―Jackson's introduction in Second Sight.

Jackson (Incorrectly named as Tex) is a minor/mentor character in Second Sight[1]. He was a military tutorial instructor stationed in the training course located at the U.S. Marine Base "Kastein" located in Bremen Germany. He was trying to train John Vaatic (Jerma) in the tutorial level however failed to do so as Jerma goofed around and mentioned he sounded like a character from American Dad! However he eventually ended the stream. He appeared in the "PS2 Cookie Box" stream. For some odd reason, the game listed his name as "Tex" despite his real name being Tex. The reason for this remains unknown.

Jake Skywalker[]

Jake Skywalker was an intermediate spy player that was equipped with the Your Eternal Reward, Ambassador and Dead Ringer. After faking his death by the enemy sniper, he went to face off Jerma although failing at first, he inevitably backstabs him. Funnily enough he shares the same last name with the Skywalker family in Star Wars. He appeared exclusively in "TF2 - Ubersaw Taunts Rile Me Up".

Jeff (Hitman: Absolution)[]

"Excuse me? There's no need to be rude. I-I'm a guest at this hotel..."
―Jeff to one of the mercenaries, denying him access to his hotel room.

Jeff (Real Name: Gary Baughn) was a minor character in Hitman: Absolution seen during the second mission "Terminus". During Jerma's playthrough of the mission, Agent 47's target was Blake Dexter, an Arms Dealer that wanted to kidnap and sell Victoria for money. However when entering the Terminus Hotel, he and Jerma learn that upstairs is off limits because Blake purchased the entire 87th floor of the building. We learn that Jeff was actually a guest at this hotel who needed to get home, however was denied by the hired mercenaries and the owner (Daniel Andrade). As the assassin enters the bathroom, he panics causing him to kill one of the many mercenaries with a plunger through strangulation. This results in the silent assassin taking the disguise of the mercenary however while trying to hide his corpse, Jeff decided to use the john at the wrong time. This causes him to spot the assassin trying to hide the corpse. Unfortunately the man is killed with the same plunger. Eventually, Jeff's corpse is hiding inside a Terminus branded laundry box. He made a brief appearance in "Hitman Absolution: Terminus Hotel Catastrophe [Mission 3 - P1]". The reason as to why his real name is different to the name bolded is due to the online Contracts Mode ret-conning his name. The reason remain unknown however it has been confirmed that the Mode re-tconned only 50/50 minor characters, with others still retaining their original names.

Jennifer Ellistor[]

"Jennifer was raised in an extremely protective family and has only recently discovered all the crazy things that are possible in life. Her parents are horrified by her participation in Flatout."
―The official character bio for Jennifer seen in Flatout 3.

Jennifer Ellistor[2] was an unique amateur racer mentioned in the "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]" video. She was mentioned to be the complete polar opposite to Sarmela Seasar.

Jerome Cambray[]

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Jerome playing a mobile game by himself in the trainyard.

Jerome Cambray was a sales agent who was playing a mobile game all by himself near a trainyard in the Jermaverse. He appeared in Wash_Hogs getting killed by Ster with a grenade. While Jerma and Star played Watch Dogs: Multiplayer messing around in the game they unexpectedly find Jerome. Who was alone in a train-yard playing a mobile game and finger gunning the air while he played his mobile game. However as Jerma and Star began to question and mock Jerome, Star got bored and decided to throw a grenade at both Jerma and Jerome. Killing Jerome but injuring Jerma in the process.

Jerry (Super Taxi Driver)[]

"Sorry Jerry. Maybe next time Jerry. MAYBE NEXT TIME JERRY. Maybe next time Jerry."
―Jerma mentioning Jerry.

Jerry was a minor psychopathic antagonist seen in Super Taxi Driver. In the game while trying to pick up the green-shirted female passenger, Jerma apologizes as he picks up the customer. After she is picked up, Jerry tries his hardest to get her back however watches as Jerma accidentally gets himself stuck inside a tight alley-way causing her to call him a "bad driver". His only appearance is in "Psychopath Taxi Drivers"

jester[]

jester (also nicknamed as the RageSwitcher) was an accidental joke character seen throughout the pl_badwater segments of "TF2: Santa Heavy - Expert in Bum Punching". Their first appearance was playing as the Spy killing Santa Heavy (Jerma) and a couple others with the Spy-cicle. Next they're seen playing as the Scout and by the Santa Heavy. After this they go and destroy the Red teams teleporter and then is killed by Jerma again. Their third and final on-screen appearance shows them attacking Jerma with the Rocket Jumper, causing him to break character and laugh for a few seconds. They appear near the end of the badwater segment getting headshotted by an enemy sniper. It is presumed swyitched to the sniper class.

Jim (GTA)[]

Jim was a character who worked as an employee for Elizabeth and her husband. He was named after Ster_. He appeared briefly in R.I.P. GTA 4.

Jin Lam[]

Jin Lam is a 33 year old bursar that appears in Wash_Hogs. While driving home she and Jerma are ran over by Ster in a super deluxe sports car. It is learned she is also undergoing hypno-therapy to help with her phobias.

John Basket[]

A President of the United States from the second The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay stream. His last name was quite controversial, according to the chat of a bad analogy/alternate universe concocted by Jerma to justify using the word "trumps".

Joseph Brown[]

A deceased cave man, who once hunted mammoths and giant birds. He was eventually killed 10.000 years ago by a mammoth and since haunts a house in America, that was built on his dying place. Because he died so early, his language is strongly limited to a few words consisting of "E", which he mistakes for his age, "adult" and "attack". Latter was his answer on whether he is friendly or not. Jerma, Vinny, Giwi and Ross entered the house against his will to ghost hunt him and mistook him for a Poltergeist instead of a Wraith. He appeared in the Phasmophobia Stream on 1st October 2020.

Jowan Savage[]

Jowan Savage was a civilian in Mega-City One who was protesting that he wanted freedom from the Judges who were (at the time) abusing their powers as Judges. Judge Jerma decided to arrest him and accidentally sentence him to Life in prison, while all the other protesters where only going to Prison for 10 years each. He appeared in Judge Jerma - I am The Law!.

joN[]

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joN Jonx is a shitty gamer, opposite of JEX. She was Jerma's player protagonist character in Celeste.

Joyce O'Reilly[]

"You fuckin' dog!"
―Joyce in Wash_H0gs: Legion.

Joyce O'Reilly is a minor character that appeared in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream. In the game, she is a plumber & track runner seen during an Albion protest about their corruption and overprice on taxes. While protesting, Nancy Schram went to see if she was a good "Dedsec Operative" however Jerma & Twitch Chat decided to do a "real mission" and left her to protest Albion. She also just so happened to have Lead Pipe on her person in case things got dangerous.

Judy Garner[]

Judy Garner was a minor antagonist that appeared in "Dastardly Devil Boy". In the video, she was seen as a nurse and was proclaimed to be one of the many nurses working on the north wing of the facility. Due to her feeling concerned for her other peers and patients she made a citizens arrest on the devil boy's antics, causing the boy to get confused and shocked.

Jumpie Jin[]

Jumpie Jin was an accidental (conclusion based) joke character that appeared in "TF2 - Attack of The Taunting Bird Scout". Jin was a noob/rookie Heavy player that played with Jerma on the popular community server hoster: "Skial". The player is seen near the end of the video accidentally getting "stuck" on Jerma's head near the exterior BLU Warehouse, however when Jerma broke free the player fell to their death; causing Jerma to hysterically laugh while question what transpired.

Justin Case[]

"Stalking the shadows. Justin always attacks from an unexpected angle. This former hitman is often called a cowardly backstabber, but he claims it's professional caution."
―Description of Justin Case in Flatout 3.

Justin Case was a former assassin/hitman in Flatout 3 and serves as one of the many uniquely denied characters in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]". Justin serves as a missed opportunity for the JWF as well as being a funny competitor towards Agent 47.

Karen Golfer[]

Karen Golfer (real name: Unknown) is a minor character and Los Santos Golf Club visitor that appears in GTA 5. While Jerma was doing a bit where he had Trevor in a dress go to the club for a "Is this the correct uniform?" bit, a lady golfer nearby threatens to call the police on Trevor. Jerma scoffs it off, but it is quickly assumed the woman immediately got offended and contacted the local LSPD on him, this causes her to turn and run away with Jerma in complete shock. Jermamites gave her the nickname "Karen" due to what she did being very typical Karen behavior. She appeared in "GTA 5 - The Dangers of Golf".

Katy Boxingsale[]

"Formerly a grid girl. Katy is now planning on broadening her skillset. Her looks make her an instant fan favorite. Since one crash could ruin her appearance, she absolutely hates destruction matches."
―Flatout 3's description of Katy.

Katy Boxingsale[3] is a female racer that appears in Jerma & Ster's play-through of Flatout 3. She is played by Ster throughout the whole video and competes heavily with Zario. She appears in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]".

Kayden Wright[]

Kayden Wright (Nicknamed: Kayden/Krayden by the devil boy) is a patient and a minor character. He was first met by the devil boy by probably forcing him to sit in the air forever as Kayden wasn't ever able to get up. Kayden was even introduced to Dr. Dean Dingleman, the demons favorite doctor. Sadly, Kayden was slipped down an elevator shaft while levitating in the air. He appeared shortly is the Dastardly Devil Boy video.

Kremerkid22[]

"Oh...that was great..."
―Jerma

Kremerkid22 was a naive medic player that entered the side-mine-shaft on Upward and noticed Ster healing Jerma and immediately ran back into the mine-shaft on to be chased and forcibly jumped off the cliff of the map thus ending his life. He appeared briefly in "TF2 - The Corner Creeps".

Kyle (Star Wars)[]

Kyle was a young jedi-padawan seen in the Star Wars "Drunk Jedi Slumber Party [Jedi Knight II]" video. In the video, Kyle can be seen frantically sparring other Jedi padawans however rather than using any training, he decided to bum rush his enemies and just start swinging his lightsaber around.

lainekame[]

"jerma apologize for timing me out for 10 minutes because you hate destiny 2 pvp :("
―lainekame's original word-for-word, request of apology message.

lainekame was a avid watcher of Jerma whom also happened to be a huge Destiny 2 PvP fan. During the "5 Voices. Various Pitch. Varying Speed. Varying Inflection = 500 Voices" stream, during the pre-stream they asked Jerma to play Destiny 2 multiplayer and make a stream revolving around PvP. This resulted in Kame getting muted for 10 minutes by Jerma himself. When the 10 minutes go by and the stream starts up, they ask Jerma to apologize. He does so however tells chat what he specifically stated and asked "Should that have been an hour"?.

Leila[]

Leila (nicknamed as: sexy Leila) is a minor protagonist seen in Super Taxi Driver during the start selection screen. She appears to be a model and is very popular with male customers. She appears only in "Psychopath Taxi Drivers".

Lindsey Cullen[]

"Okay...I think I like Lindsey Cullen..."
―Jerma.

Lindsey Cullen was one of the many first (denied) Dedsec Operatives (Protagonists) Jerma could've picked during the Watch Dogs: Legion stream. It is known she is a Historian and was formerly a cryptographer. However, Jerma had a liking for Nancy Schram which resulted in Lindsey never being chosen. Her full character summary was also never seen. She appeared briefly in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream.

Long Beard the Turtle[]

Long Beard the Turtle (also known as Pirate Long Beard) was Sters' grandfather that was mentioned by Ster himself. He was a pirate and was theorized to have been alive from the 1800s - 2013 (present-day A.T.T.). He was mentioned in the "TF2: WTF Are We Talking About!? [Jerma and STAR_]" video.

Louie (Kingpin)[]

"Louie your door looks like a bathroom."
―Jerma

Louie is an unseen character in "Kingpin: Life of Crime". When Jerma goes to approach his door to have a discussion, Jerma starts insulting the way his door looks and eventually bangs against it with a broken pipe. He only appeared in the Kingpin video.

Lucas[]

Lucas is a hacker, that primarily targets Blender Streamers. His main target is famous Streamer Zerma, as well as ASMR Streamer Juggles The Great. He regularly targets both every few days. If his hackings are succsefull he steals money from their bank accounts. However the hackings can be easily dodged by typing in 4 letters of which the correct solution gets shown on screen during the hacking process. Because of this it is doubtful how high Lucas' hacking skills really are. He uses a black and white Anonymous Mask Symbol as his Logo and sells crypto currency in a small alley via a dealer. He appeared in Streaming from My House (Streamer Life Simulator) (vod). The stream was nominated for Best Overall Stream at the JermAwards 2020. He also appeared very briefly in Exp and Espresso (Internet Cafe Simulator 2) (timestamp).

Lucy (H1Z1)[]

"Lucy's dinner. Heh...Had my first kiss here. That's before the plague hit. I remember her hair, she had the brightest blonde hair you'd ever seen. God that memory always makes me laugh. I used to come here every Saturday."
―Plague man.

Lucy was a local chef and business woman that owned a dinner under her name. She existed exclusively in the H1Z1 (Just Survive) universe and possibly competed against Gullo and Georgio. However due to the plague her business went out of business with Lucy herself possibly deceased. She is mention by "Plague man" in "AITCH 1 ZED 1".

Mark Shuford[]

"We're all dangerous, man! We're all naked under our clothes and our animal hearts beat with the same blood."
―Dialogue of Mark Shuford with a Chicago police officer, in search of Agent 47.

Mark 'River' Shuford (nicknamed "Cheech") is a minor character that appears in Hitman: Absolution. He appears during Jerma's playthrough of the game and appears to be the owner/civilian of the disco dance area inside the Shangri-La Garden and in general being a hippie/druggie. During Jerma's play-through, he can be seen standing in the way of one of the entrances for the disco room, completely blocking it off. Because of this, Jerma had too throw a bottle in order to distract him. After narrowingly entering the room, he steals his bong and enters a tape that activates the disco ball, lights and speakers playing music. As cops flood the room to dance, Jerma tries to escape but is blocked off by Mark. This in turn, frustrates Jerma causing him to assault the man and knock him unconscious however gets alerted and caught by the officers.

After being killed by the officers, he respawns from the checkpoint and waits for Mark's dialogue with Nicholas T. Moses, one of the Chicago officers to end. Once the dialogue is finished and Jerma escapes sight from all officers he enters the disco room to locate Mark. As Jerma enters the room he finds the man standing near a table drinking beer, because of this Jerma garrotes and quietly strangles the man to death. Silently and angrily he drags the corpse of Mark behind some book shelves, once lying the man down he insults him stating he "doesn't care" about losing around 5000 points and states the man deserves to get "shot in the face" even after death. He appeared in "Hitman Absolution: Pigeon Coop Anxiety! [Mission 4]". His very full and long name is from the Contracts Mode of Absolution.

Marla Stancu[]

"Completed a marathon with broken ankle."
―General description of Marla.

Marla Stancu (Age: 31) was one of the many various Dedsec starting operatives seen during the "Legions of Grandmas" stream. During the stream, when Jerma is told by chat to use the V key to see character summaries, although deadset on Nancy Schram he still decides to view some of the other characters. Marla was the last one shown. Here it is learned she: Finished a marathon with a broken ankle, won first place in a weightlifting competition, legally changed her name, is married (Brandon Stancu), and donated monthly to poor womens shelters. Her occupation was being a fitness instructer. Unfortunately Jerma chose Nancy. Marla seemingly was a very good choice for Jerma as chat referred to her as a "tomboy". Funnily enough, she wears the same pants as Amy Dasgupta.

Megamind (Star Wars)[]

Megamind was a Duros citizen that walked around the small bar in Tatooine. He was ruthlessly killed by lego Qui-Gon Gin. He appeared in the They Chose Star Wars stream.

MESTRONG[]

MESTRONG ("me-strong") is a caveman and Jerma's offline character in Elden Ring, which he created to do a temperature test before his first Elden Ring stream to see if his PC can handle the game. According to the character screen, Jerma played him for about 1 hour, although Jerma claims this to be incorrect. Jerma originally stated that Chat will never see MESTRONG in game, however has since entertained the idea of playing with MESTRONG while high and pretending to be a caveman.

Microwave Boy[]

Microwave Boy is a shitty super hero, who was mentioned briefly by Jerma during his 3rd Elden Ring Stream (timestamp). His super powers consist of his ability to shoot radiation waves out of his fingers. He got his powers by eating 4 hot pockets a day over the course of 10 years and finally opening his micro wave while it was in the middle of heating up popcorn, so that he "microwaved himself".

Mike[]

Mike is a Invader who was sent to take over the city that resides in the North Pole. He appeared in the game Santa's Avengers Squad while Jerma streamed the The Merry Christmas Super Spectacular stream.

Mike (Watch Dogs: Legion)[]

Mike was an Albion Elite Captain mercenary that went to attack Emma Tan (Jerma) during the mission "Reporting For Duty". During the mission, as the two have a long hand-to-hand combat related fight, Emma wins through electrocuting them with a stun gun while also killing them with the Metal Pipe. They appeared in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream. Confusingly, Jerma gave them the name "Mike" with him and chat pro-nouning them as he/him when in reality Mike was a female albion elite captain, thus making it possible they identify as they/them.

Miles "Dijon" Prowers[]

Miles "Dijon" Prowers is A yellow dragon looking character that appears in Jerma's "Monster rancher 2" video.

mimin2015[]

mimin2015 was a fellow police officer player that was desperately trying to escape from serial criminals however accidentally crashed his white van into Jerma & Sters Airboat. He appeared in the "Hardline: Officer of the Law" video.

Mischa Davies[]

"Posted review of the National Gallery: "pure wank"."
―General description of Mischa.

Mischa Davies (Age: 22) was one of the many various Dedsec beginner operatives that Jerma could've chosen during the "Legion of Grandmas" stream. As it turns out she is an animator with Dedsec helping her family from homelessness. She also (as of 2020) attended the Oliver Awards, is Asexual, was arrested at a protest outside the bank of London, arrested for throwing pie at an Albion Captains' face and is allergic to wool.

Miss Giraffe[]

"Hi, My name is Miss Giraffe...Hahahahaha-"
―Miss Giraffe

Miss Giraffe is a minor character whose entire purpose is to tell the viewer the theme of the video "GTA4 Multiplayer: Welcome to The Zoo! [w/ STAR_]" through its intro.

Moby[]

Moby is a business man who usually complains with his business partner Pinkerton about where to go to work in the very big Liberty City. He makes his only appearance in GTA4 Multiplayer: Businessmen and Broken Models w/ STAR_.

Moby Dick[]

Moby Dick was a megalodon who attacked Jerma's pirate ship. He appeared in the 2016 highlight video Man O' War - Hunter of Monsters.

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Mortimer shortly before dying

Mortimer[]

Mortimer was Jerma's golem in the Space Master video. It was on screen only for about 10 seconds before being destroyed by the half dozen snakes attacking it.

Mr. Davidson[]

Mr. Davidson is a teacher who was made up by Jerma after reading a comment that said "everything will be okay". He is mentioned in the The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth stream.

Mr. Medical Man[]

"Try to stay out of trouble..."
―Mr. Medical-Man.

Mr. Medical-Man was a non-lethal medical Judge seen in Mega City One, (Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death). In the game, when evil zombie-vampires attack parts of the city, Judge Dredd and multiple other judges are sent to take them down, however as it seems all other NPC judges have terrible AI and are programmed very poorly. However, in the midst of Judge Dredd killing the creatures, Mr. Medical Man walks around the beasts as if they're nothing compared to him. When Dredd confronts them he can clearly tell that he has seen worser shit and gets healed by him. His only appearance is in "Judge Jerma - I am The Law!".

Ms. Stevenson[]

Ms. Stevenson was a character mentioned by Jerma, after a viewer told him that his mom thought he was hot. Jerma thought he could even introduce himself to her, stating he was an E-Clown as well. She appeared briefly in the Jerma Reading Even More Iconic And Questionable Chat Messages video. She also appeared as a joke character in the joke series "The Morning Announcements".

Mrs. Buffet[]

Mrs. Buffet is the wife of Jay Buffet and mother of Geoffrey Buffet. She is mentioned/seen in the trailer for "This Vineyard". Her fate in the canceled film is unknown however she does play a role in possibly getting killed.

Mrs. Rogerson[]

Mrs. Rogerson was a fictional teacher created during a bit in "The Zombie Bros. Play The Game". It is possible she was retconned and replaced by the popular Ms. Stevenson.

Naive Raider[]

The Naive Raider (also known as the Female Raider ; real name: Unknown) was a hostile lone raider scouring the area in search of Jerma, however due to his invisibility stealth mechanic inside his suit, the raider couldn't see him. She wielded an RPG and made various threats for Jerma to come out of hiding. She slowly entered an abandoned house and immediately was killed by one of the houses old traps. Thanks to her death, Jerma gained 30XP and ranked up to level 14. She appeared in "Fallout 3 - Extreme Relevancy".

NATASHA[]

NATASHA was a sith apprentice that was seen in the "Drunk Jedi Slumber Party [Jedi Knight II]" video. In the video, she can be seen suicide force pushing both Jermawan & Ster off a balcony while also dueling them near the end of the video. They seemed to deal in absolutes and had mastered the form of lightsaber dueling.

NickLLasTers[]

NickLLasTers was a generic GTA casual who stood AFK for hours upon hours at a time. However when Mr. Sneak Man snuck up to the man to be his friend, Jerma came in and realized that the only reason they're not dead was because he was AFK. Sure enough, Nick turns around and blasts Mr. Sneak Man continuing to shoot him even after death. He briefly appeared in "GTA Online - Where Is The Love?".

Phil Azoubel[]

"I thought it was like he gets a free VR..."
―Jerma on Phil Azoubel.

Phil Azuoubel was a 23 year old Board Game Designer that appeared in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream. Here he was one of the many various (denied) Dedsec starting operatives in Watch Dogs: Legion. Jerma unfortunately didn't choose him and rather picked Nancy Shram. Although still a canon character in the Jermaverse, he was reduced to a minor character immediately. His summary shows us that he: was married (Sally Azoubel), followed multiple cosplayers on social media, recently (as of 2020) purchased a telescope, received a skin graft, and was born in Peterborough England.

Pinkerton[]

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Pinkerton saying yes to himself

Pinkerton is a businessman who often says yes to any question asked to him. His car insurance is Geico which fixed his car in about two seconds. Pinkerton and his partner Moby have gone to their "work" for more than a few years. While on their way to work they drove through a road swamp, flew through the air, drove through the ocean and even crossed a red light just to make it to work. He appeared in GTA4 Multiplayer: Businessmen and Broken Models w/ STAR_.

Pizza Dude's Grandmother[]

The Pizza Dude's Grandmother is the grandmother of Pizza Dude. She is briefly mentioned in the video "Pizza Dude's Incredibly Stressful Life" on a phonecall from Pizza Dude to Pizza Girl. She likes to eat pineapples.

Psychopathic Cop[]

The Psychopathic Cop (also known as the Psychopathic Officer, nicknamed "Psycho", real name: Unknown) was a police officer that kept attacking and assaulting Franklin Clinton in "GTA 5 Next Gen - First Person Anger". The cop had infinite ammunition and repeatedly took cover behind cars, bushes and other props. He had no signs of stopping. It's theorized the cop was killed by Jerma off screen.

Rachel Chowdhury[]

Rachel Chowdhury was a Cosmetologist that once wrote a 5-star review of the Earl's Fortune pub. She was also one of the many denied Dedsec starting operatives however was strongly disliked by both Jerma and chat, considering her to be "useless" compared to other operatives. She appeared briefly during the "Legion of Grandmas" stream. Unfortunately her summary wasn't displayed, making most information on her being unknown.

R0-VE-L0[]

R0-VE-L0 (also known as R.0.V.E.l.0) was one of the first living and breathing GTA sweats/tryhards in GTA Online during its initial launch in 2013. While playing, Mr. Sneak Man repeatedly tried to be his friend in a non-threatening way but was continuously shot and killed by the tryhard. Eventually, Jerma took over and killed R0 by running them over with an SUV. From there they're seen one final time, and it shows Karma at her works (another player killing R0). They appeared briefly in "GTA Online - Where Is The Love?".

Random Psycho[]

The Random Psycho (also known as the Random Civilian, real name: Unknown) is a scared defenseless driver that tried escaping random goons, Jerma, Etalyx and Diana Stevenson on the road. Panic'd they drove into tree's and signs however managed to escape down the road. They appeared in the "Far Cry V: Montana" stream.

Rashid Iqbal[]

"What about the old guy that used to sell snake oil...back in like the 1800s."
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Rashid Iqbal was one of the many various Dedsec starting operatives seen during the "Legions of Grandmas" stream. Thanks to his short time on the stream we learn that he was a Serial Entrepreneur that also had police contact (private phone line with police commissioner). Unfortunately, like many of the other characters, Jerma & chat were more fond of Nancy Schram and chose her. Unlike Nancy, George Kane, & others however, the full summary and character biography of Rashid is never shown.

Raw Meatloaf[]

Raw Meatloaf is a wall-bug monster fused together by Jerma from pieces of Schplisho and DSponge.

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Known as "The only true hero in this world", they were spawned from Jerma's Talk to Transformer stream. According to legends, they have been building their power for centuries.

RealRough[]

RealRough is the world's most famous and wanted 3 inches tall action figure of which only 100 were crafted. He tried to find his other 99 brothers and sisters and free them from the Tyrant Toy Facility in which they were created. However he never really made it out of the dungeon he started in, because he kept getting stuck with Alphabet-puzzles. He later met an unnamed Female Gladiator, then his dead friends Jacob and Ethel. Together with both of them he entered heaven and stayed there forever. He appeared in the late 2020 AI Dungeon Stream (stream's timestamp).

Robb Templeton[]

Robb Templeton was a legendary huntsman player that played with Jerma on the popular community server hoster: "Skial". While Jerma tried taunt killing another sniper, Robb taunt killed him instead causing him to not only get the "Shafted" achievement but to get Jerma in such a state of shock that he becomes speechless after getting humiliated. He appeared in TF2 - Attack of the Taunting Bird Scout.

Roberto Magalino[]

Roberto was a paramedic that was ruining Jerma's purge of knocking innocent civilians unconscious. He appeared to be the only Paramedic in Watch Dogs 2. Unfortunately he'd meet the same fate as the other innocent bystanders and be knocked out by Jerma. He appeared in the Wash Hogs 2 stream (With Timestamp).

Ron Das[]

Ron Das was a part-time Icecream truck driver in the "Wash Hogs 2" stream. In the stream, the driver accidentally jabs Jerma with his truck causing Jerma great pain. Because of this, he hacks the poor mans truck and forces it to drive backwards. In turn, Ron gets out and fleas with another female bystander. Thanks to Jerma hacking into his phone we learn his primary job was being a "Special Events Coordinator" and had unclaimed state property.

Saachi Kapoor[]

Saachi Kapoor was a synesthesia research subject that went to a tire shop to purchase new tires for her broken down car. However during the buying, next-door both Jerma & Etalyx raided an Aunti Shu Boys base which prompted her to run for her life. She appeared briefly in the "Wash Hogs 2" stream.

Sarah Buck[]

Sarah buck hitman 3 vr

Sarah Buck

Sarah Buck is a minor character that appeared in the "Being 47" stream (With Timestamp). Where Jerma streamed himself playing Hitman 3 VR. During the mission "Another Life" after Jerma goes into Charles Blake's personal space he makes his way over to gardener Brad Eastman, and and Cassidy Bodyguard, Jonathan Credle. After executing both of them while they both chatted, Sarah's fiance, Fabio Buck spots Jerma executing the both of them and runs to get help. Jerma tries to catch up with Fabio but is distracted after Sarah calls out to Jerma. Jerma walks over to her and laughs realizing he's done for. Sarah tells Jerma that she see's all the signs of Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). Jerma shocked by this statement gasping and laughing tells her it's true and asks if she is watching the stream. While Jerma and Sarah bicker, security guards swarm Whittleton Creek Park. Jerma turns to Sarah telling her he's going to punch her. However before he could finish saying why, security guards try to arrest Jerma however shoot on sight after an impatient guard yells to shoot him. Before Jerma dies, he tries to use Sarah as a human shield but ultimately dies. Sarah's name comes from the official Contracts Mode for Hitman 3.

Sarah (Ride To Hell: Retribution)[]

"Yeah, well, its the weekend, see. Whats so important that it can't wait until Monday?"
―Sarah the Mechanic

Sarah is an Auto Mechanic for the company "Birkin Brewery" and appears in Ride: To Hell: Retribution[4]. During Jerma's play-through of the game, it appears Jerma skipped the cutscene and started the Disparate Housewives sidequest. In which, Jake (Main Character) has to help Sarah get back her wedding ring from her abusive Ex-Husband. Although the video has many cuts, Jerma does accidentally kill the Ex-Husband at the end of the video when he ruins his "kicking" joke. Sarah only appeared in "Oh My Goodness, This Game... [Ride to Hell: Retribution]"

Sarmela Seasar[]

"Sarmela is roughly the opposite of Jennifer Ellistor because she fakes her intelligence, pretends to know how a car works and makes it look as if she has really won many races."
―The character bio/description of Sarmela Seasar.

Sarmela Seasar is another amateur, arrogant & pretentious racer that appears in Flatout 3. Very little is known about her other than having a low IQ and pretending to know a lot about cars & racing. She was one of the many denied playable characters as well. She appeared briefly in the "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]" video.

Satan[]

Satan was a demon who offered Jerma 5,000 dollars to play his shitty game. Jerma, however, declined.

He first appeared in "Who Paid You to Make This Video? [TF2 Scout: Community Discussion]".

Scott Riley[]

Scott (also known as The Hacker) was a Prime_Eight member both Jerma & Etalyx had to get data through hacking his phone, however as he retaliated he was run-over & killed by Etalyx driving a mail truck. Jerma eventually downloads all of the data off his phone as his corpse lies in grass. He appeared in the Wash Hogs 2 stream.

Sensei Question Mark[]

Sensei Question Mark is a shady sensei that owns a back alley dojo. He was the only sensei to train the Sims Murder House after they were kicked out of every other dojo for bringing in weapons. His dojo is located in an alleyway somewhere and is not unionized. He was first mentioned during Jermania - Late Edition.

Shadow Jerma[]

Shadow Jerma first appeared on the "A Blind Legend" stream.

Shibby2142[]

"Alright well, first thing you need to know old man is that you're on the clock. So lets quit screwing around and get going."
―Shibby2142 towards Grandpa.

Shibby2142 (also known/nicknamed as 2142 & the Battlefield 3 Pro) is a hired player that appears in "Grandpa Is a MLG Pro: BF3 Noob: Episode 4 (Battlefield 3 Gameplay/Commentary)". In episode 4 of the series, while playing Battlefield 3; Grandpa hires Shibby2142 to help train him to get better at the game. This was a recurring bit where Grandpa hired random players for various tasks in the series, and Shibby was no exception. Overtime, it is found out that Grandpa owes the player over $6000 due to their agreement. Grandpa brushes it off as a joke & thus during the next round, Shibby leaves the game & Skype call. Funnily enough, Shibby is voiced by Ster.

Simon Holmes[]

Simon Holmes is a rebooted version of Jerome Cambray that appears in the Wash Hogs 2 stream. In the stream, it is learned that Simon is a dock worker and a landscaper. During the stream Jerma tried doing the grenade joke but failed, after this he chases down Simon and successfully kills him by completing the grenade joke. To make sure he is deceased he shoots his corpse with a pump shotgun.

Stephanie (MW3)[]

Stephanie is a minor character briefly mentioned by Grandpa in "Grandpa is an MLG Pro-Episode 3- Tactics (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay_Commentary)". In the video, as Grandpa showcases "The Fire Hose of Death" (MG36 w/ extended mags + rapid fire) and uses Stephanie parked in her 2012 car as reference. She dies in an explosion.

Steven[]

Steven (Also known as Steve) is a recurring joke character used as a template for whenever Jigsaw has someone under a trap. Steven first appeared in the House Flipper stream under the name "Steve" however appeared again driving a bus however after multiple times crashing, they then baffled and confused jigsaw after getting stuck in the middle of the road.

Steve Williams[]

"And I'm talkin' to you Steve Williams!"
Grandpa.

Steve Williams was a random YT viewer Grandpa called out for not subscribing to Jerma's Youtube channel for the Grandpa is an MLG Pro series. He is mentioned in the re-uploaded "Grandpa is an MLG Pro: Season 2 Trailer".

Steven (TF2)[]

"He got destroyed, don't even worry about it. Don't worry about Steven."
Ster to Jerma.

Steven was a soldier player that got "destroyed" by Ster in "TF2: Ask Nicely for Kritz". While trying to market garden both Jerma and Ster he was shot out of the air and got demolished. He is the only enemy player whose name is verbally announced by Jerma or Ster in the entire video.

The Adversary[]

"I have had it!"
―The Adversary in Wash H0gs: Legion.

The Adversary (real name: Unknown) was an unique minor antagonist that appeared in the "Legion of Grandmas" stream. After Jerma/Nancy respawn, a woman approaches them for unknown reasons. Yellow text indicates she was an adversary like enemy that is needed to be taken down. Jerma confused, attacks her and although the two brawl it out it ends with Nancy knocking her unconscious thus neutralizing her entirely. She never appears again however Jerma is rewarded $200+ ETO.

The BaconCrafter[]

The BaconCrafter was an exploiting Heavy player in the "TF2 - The Sound it Makes" video. In the video, Bacon seemed to be your average heavy player until they faced Jerma. When facing Jerma, Bacon can be seen taunting doing the Konga while also being able to still shoot Jerma & his team. However before they could even engage Jerma they were killed by an enemy spy using the Diamondback. Funnily enough Bacon originally used the Huo-Long Heater, but rage switched to using the Natasha.

The Berserker[]

"THE GOOD NEWS; Built with mystery physics..."
―Description of the Berserker's stock sniper rifle.

The Berserker was a skilled sniper player while Jerma played on the popular community server hoster: "Skial". The player killed Jerma a few times, demolished Jerma's allied Sniper players while also getting harassed by various Scouts. They appeared briefly in "TF2: Being a Total D#%*wad on 2Fort [Live Dumbness]".

The Fallen Scourge[]

The Fallen Scourge is quite possibly Jerma's first known recorded original character that exists online. He is mentioned screaming "Tremble before the Fallen Scourge" as a type of enemy that he could've done. However they are never mentioned again in future media. They appeared briefly in Jerma's Voice123 voice demo.

The Fire Troll[]

"All those who would wish to enter the gas station must first answer 3 questions from the Fire Troll!"
―The Fire Troll

The Fire Troll is a troll who guards an abandoned gas station inside his burn barrel. After trying to get a survivor to answer three questions for him the survivor starts attacking the troll without answering/asking him anything. The Troll realizes he's stuck in his barrel and cannot defend himself. He tries to plead for mercy. Unfortunately though, he eventually was killed brutally by the survivor. He only appeared in AITCH 1 ZED 1

The invader

The Invader from Santa's Avengers Squad.

The Invader[]

The Invader (real name, Unknown) was a minor character seen in the mobile game Santa's Avengers Squad. His main goal was to take over the city that resided in the North Pole to get revenge on Santa Claus. He appeared once in The Merry Christmas Super Spectacular stream.

The Nurse[]

The Nurse (real name: Unknown) was a minor character seen in "Death to Spies". In it she plays a small but mediocre role in the Grenade Room bit/joke. In the video the nurse never shoots at Jerma. The reason remains unknown but in the video she survives the grenade a couple times but dies a few times as well. On the occasion her skirt did get caught by the wooden boxes however she'd fall to the ground immediately afterwards.

The Pipe Lady[]

"Make your move when the radio's loud."
―Pipe lady giving Jerma some future advice.

The Pipe Lady (also known as the Homeless Lady, nicknamed "Lady", real name: Unknown) is a female brute minor character in Kingpin: Life of Crime. In the original deleted Kingpin video by Jerma, as he gets attacked by various in-game grunts and is given one-time advice by her, the Pipe Lady can be seen getting spooked and decided that both the grunts & Jerma were a threat. Thus after failing to attack Jerma and getting bitten by rats, she runs into the grunts' line of fire and is killed by a close-quarters shotgun blast in the face. She later appears near the end of the video.

TheRealJaboo[]

A person mentioned in Jbumbum7722's Tweet about a special new product. He appeared in Jerma's 2019 AI Dungeon Stream (stream's timestamp)

The Statue[]

The Statue was a man minding his own business, standing still as ongoer's looked in awe of his performance until a crazed Franklin Clinton approached the performance and assaulted a few tourists. This angered the Statue which caused it to come to life and defend the now unconscious tourist(s), beginning a short fight. It is unknown if the Statue won the fight. The Statue briefly appeared in the (found media) GTA 5 - The Heinous Haymaker.

Theodore Dickinson[]

Theodore Dickinson is another one of Jerma's very first known original characters. Theodore owned his own TV show called "Books of our time". To which he'd review Lord of the Ring to the viewers. However he never got to review said book. He appeared briefly in Jerma's Voice123 voice demo.

Thirtyfour Rupias[]

"A rapper with 225 pounds rock-hard, pure muscle. He's known to wrestle his way out of the wreckage of his car only to continue a destruction derby on foot."
―Description of Rupias.

Thirtyfour Rupias was a rapper & wrestler that appeared in Flatout 3. He was one of the many denied playable racers in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]".

Tim (House Flipper)[]

(Not to be confused with Tim from GTA V), Tim was a character created by Jerma during the house flipper stream while impersonating Jigsaw for a small little skit he did during stream. He appeared only in the house flipper stream.

Tom (F.E.A.R)[]

Tom is a replica soldier that appeared in the "Finishing FEAR" stream. During the stream, he drove an armored truck down an alleyway with more troops in the back of the truck. Another soldier in the passenger seat tried yelling at Tom telling him to stop and that he's driving over the cliff. However it is unknown why Tom drove the armored truck full of troops off a cliff to their deaths. It did confuse both Jerma and Chat.

Tom (The Punisher)[]

Tom was a gangster seen in "Marvel's Bad Interrogator" stream, during the play-through of The Punisher, he appears throwing Bernie & his friend out the window in search of money. When spotting the Punisher, Tom & his partner in crime Larry mock the vigilante and is eventually killed.

Tom (This Vineyard)[]

"You're trying to do this all by yourself? That's crazy talk! What do you need?"
―Tom from the Vineyard trailer.

Tom was a neighbor and close friend of Jay Buffet in the trailer for "This Vineyard". Here, Jay requests assistance and tells him about what he's up against. Tom although shocked, shows support and aid.

Tony Song[]

Tony Song was a minor character that appeared in the Wash Hogs 2 stream. It is learned that Tony was a former football player, amateur historian and works as a cashier, implying he is a college student/teacher. During the stream while both Jerma and Etalyx tried doing a bit, Tony tried to get back home however was forced out of his car by Jerma. Jerma fulfilling his "No witnesses" rule tries to kill Tony but shoots him in the foot instead which shockingly kills him. Jerma makes a joke about his death to Etalyx.

T-Rex NOOSE Officer[]

The T-Rex NOOSE Officer (real name: Unknown) was a specialized N.O.O.S.E unit who arrived in a police cruiser to find a random man punching other officers and a random Byeah who was firing RPG's at his fellow officers. He was dispatched to neutralize the threat. He used an Ak47 however seeing as both the Byeah and random man were invincible, the dinosaur kept its distance. It appeared briefly near the end of the GTA4 Multiplayer: Commence The Meeting of "The Byeahs" video.

Tyrell[]

"Yeah, you're one of Toledo's boys alright. Come with me, lets see you shake off some of them cobwebs and make that trigger finger useful again."
―Tyrell

Tyrell[5] is an army sergeant, loyal arms dealer & army/gun instructor in Ride to Hell: Retribution. During the gameplay, Tyrell doesn't appear until Jerma gets finished defeating his two best soldiers as after defeating them he got confused as to who the man was and compared him to both Macho Man: Randy Savage & Mr. T. This implies Jerma wasn't paying any attention to any of the previous dialogue. Tyrell then speaks to Jake (the main character) about firearm training. He only appeared in "Oh My Goodness, This Game... [Ride to Hell: Retribution]". Although being a perfect contender for the JWF, it seems he may never get a role or chance.

Uncle Bucket[]

"Fatty"
―Uncle Bucket

Uncle Bucket was a red soldier player that noticed Jerma playing as the Fat Engineer cosmetic inside a wooden building on the Rancho Relaxo. This in turn causes Uncle Bucket to look at Jerma in the face and refer too him as a "fatty" before running out to defend the cap point. He appeared briefly in "TF2 - Fat Guy Engie".

Virginia Longfellow[]

Virginia Longfellow was an Oakland Marin County police sergeant in the "Wash Hogs 2" stream, Virginia responded to a call on eliminating both the Auntie Shu Boys faction gang and the two hacking pyscho-paths Jerma & Etalyx. While pinned down by the gang, Jerma forces an electric metal gate to close, boxing the sergeant & his partner which resulted in both of their deaths. Eventually, as Jerma turned the corner Virginia & his partners' corpes despawned.

Vyvyan McCarthy[]

Vyvyan McCarthy is a Civil Engineer and band member that appears in the Wash Hogs 2 stream. During the stream when Jerma figures out who he wants to kill he decides that McCarthy was gonna be the next target. At first he tosses a forcefield proximity mine at him but it slides off the car onto the ground next to his car. Similarly to Tony Song, Jerma forces McCarthy out of the car and shoots him killing him. After this, Etalyx mourns for the man with Jerma running over McCarthy's body (with his own car) and driving away afterwards.

X-mas2011[]

"Living on the Northpole, it didn't take her brains long to freeze. Now she thinks she can fly just like Santa."
―Official description of X-mas seen in the character selection screen of Flatout 3.

X-mas2011 (real name: Unknown) is a character seen in the character selection screen of Flatout 3. She seems to be insane as she has no real name and genuinely believes she knows Santa Claus. She appears in "Windshield Sling Shooter McGee [FlatOut 3 - Stuntman Mode]"; Funnily enough her model is a reskin of other NPCs.

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