Pasta Italiano

Italianochefs — Pasta Italiano burns to the ground, as several chefs refuse to evacuate the kitchen for the third time this week.

Pasta Italiano is a restaurant ruined by Jerma in his Casino Inc. streams.

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Pasta Italiano is the name of an Italian restaurant famous for constantly catching on fire, as often as twice a week. Despite their high-quality dining options, Pasta Italiano continued to struggle with customer retention due to the obscene amount of injuries and deaths that their poor fire safety protocols allowed.

Jerma saw Pasta Italiano as no threat to his casino, but chat insisted that he send his hitmen over to cause trouble. He had the kitchen blown up with a pipe bomb, but reloaded a save to let them light themselves on fire again. Once this happened, the hitman who Jerma sent to observe the kitchen panicked and decided to shoot a chef, a patron, and a police officer before fleeing the restaurant. The hitman was killed by first responders shortly after exiting Pasta Italiano. Jerma's casino was never caught for this crime, and Pasta Italiano began catching fire even more frequently, killing almost all of the staff. Being extremely vulnerable due to a lack of available staff, Pasta Italiano hired an unreasonably large number of security guards to protect the only remaining chef. Jerma, unable to let go of his pride, sent a hitman to kill this chef, intending to force Pasta Italiano into bankruptcy. However, Pasta Italiano had an additional chef on reserve, who was immediately called in to replace the one Jerma had killed.

Frustrated by this development, Jerma sent over a dozen hitmen to wage an open turf war against Pasta Italiano. Jerma, miscalculating the amount of resistance his hitmen would face, had ordered pipe bombs be immediately placed all over the restaurant, and all but one hitman died in the resulting explosion. In retaliation, Pasta Italiano hired their own hitmen, who assassinated several of Jerma's own staff at his Slotsacheese Casino. However, Pasta Italiano's ruined reputation made it impossible for them to repair their restaurant, which still managed to catch fire another several times. This mob conflict became known as the "War on Pasta Italiano" for its infamously high death toll. Pasta Italiano permanently closed as a result, after which Jerma victimized the now-empty building with even more hitmen.

Jermania 2020[]

One of the chefs from Pasta Italiano joined the Rumble in Jermania 2020. He was pretty incompetent, as he should be, being easily eliminated by Gimli in the first Rumble and by Jerma & Beanbag Sonic in the encore Rumble.